Part 16: When in doubt...buy ice cream?
(Author's note: I JUST KILLED OFF MY FAVORITE CHARACTER, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! It's pretty early in the soap...I don't know how I'm going to make this go on. Cuz I have some pretty stellar ideas for the end...and we're not even close to the end. BUT TYLER IS DEAD! Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Yeah. I'm pretty sad about that. BUT ANYWAYS. Today, um...I uh...Krum, AGH, I meant Crumb joins the squad in place of the lost Tyler and Elmo...because he's worth two men. :) :) :) Yeah...)
New Character: Mary-Kate Olsen, picture tomorrow
Moxie stood staring at the tall good looking Bulgarian seeker, who wasn't really a seeker cuz everyone knows Quidditch isn't real.
"Um...dude? Barnard College is a girl's school." Crumb nodded happily. "An all-girl's school." Crumb kept nodding. "And it's private." Crumb stopped nodding. He hadn't seemed to know this bit of information. "So what are you doing here?" Crumb shrugged.
"I had my father pull a few strings to get me in here..." Moxie gagged.
"You're sick." Crumb frowned.
"I am not the smartest man. I only meant I vould love to get the education given here. Vhat did you tink I meant?" Moxie laughed nervously.
"Oh, I thought...never mind..." Crumb looked at Natalie, who was lying on the ground in the fetal position.
"Vhat is vrong vith your friend?" Natalie looked up and answered for Moxie.
"My ex-boyfriend just killed..." She stopped, not knowing how to describe Tyler. "Just killed my, um, singing partner?" Crumb nodded.
"Aaah...I know the feeling. My great uncle vonce killed my second cousin." There was an awkward silence. Moxie blinked.
"That doesn't really apply." Crumb shrugged.
"You're allowed to marry your second cousin in Bulgaria. That is vhere I come from." No one commented on that interesting tidbit. Crumb let it go. "You are sad. I vill buy you some ice cream." Natalie shook her head.
"No, thanks, that's okay." But Moxie had jumped at the chance of ice cream.
"SURE, I'd LOVE some ice cream! Where should we go?" She grabbed Natalie and jerked her upwards. Crumb waved them towards his car.
"I have ice cream in my car for after class. Sometimes the girls they make fun of me and I need solitude." Moxie gasped.
"That's just horrible!" Crumb pulled out three pints of Ben and Jerry's.
"I have Vone Sweet Vhirled...vould you like this vone?" He offered it to Natalie. She took it willingly: it was a discontinued flavor. He looked at the other two.
"Vell...I have Chunky Munky and Phish Food. I am partial to the Munky kind, but vhich vone vould you like?" Moxie shrugged.
"I guess I'll have Phish Food, then." They leaned against his car and ate their delicious 1 million calorie snacks. Natalie felt a little bit better. She hadn't eaten ice cream in about six days and she'd been missing it. Suddenly, Miss Reedarbus came running out to the parking lot.
"Natalie...Miss Natalie?" Natalie swallowed her bite of ice cream.
"Yeah."
"You and Mr. Tyler have gotten the part." Natalie shook her head sadly.
"I'm sorry, Miss Reedarbus. Tyler was killed just a few minutes ago." Miss Reedarbus frowned.
"You don't say...well, that's all right. Victor? Do you reckon you could sing with her?" Crumb choked on his Munky. Miss Reedarbus patted him on the back.
"That's the spirit! I knew you'd do it! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to tell Ms. Olsen. She hasn't found out yet." She walked away. Crumb shook his head.
"I can't sing! Vhat am I going to do?" Natalie wiped away a tear.
"I guess I'll just have to...give up the part!" Moxie thought for a moment.
"The play's not for a few weeks..." Both Natalie and Crumb stared at her.
"Uh...yeah, Moxie. Tyler could figure out as much." She flinched, as tho the ghost of Tyler had slapped her. Crumb banged his head against his ice cream, getting bananas in his hair.
"Now all the girls vill hate me even more!" Moxie grinned.
"Not at all...not if you lip-synch!" Suddenly, they heard a loud banshee cry. Mary-Kate was running towards them, clutching a bloody sword and looking quite menacing.
"YOU! YOU STOLE THE PART FROM ME! I COULD KILL YOU!" Natalie grunted.
"Yeah right. You're like...5 foot. I could totally take you." But Crumb looked scared.
"Ve better go! Hurry! Get in the car!" They did what he said, still holding their precious ice cream. Crumb put the car in drive and drove off, Mary-Kate shaking her fist at them angrily.
(I KNEW SHE WAS A SERIAL KILLER! So cool. I didn't know One Sweet Whirled was discontinued...darn. I've never had Ben and Jerry's and I want some! Grrr... Tomorrow: Car chase possibly, Ashes does something evil ((I SWEAR I'LL PUT IT THIS TIME)) and a lot of jolly good fun.)
New Character: Mary-Kate Olsen, picture tomorrow
Moxie stood staring at the tall good looking Bulgarian seeker, who wasn't really a seeker cuz everyone knows Quidditch isn't real.
"Um...dude? Barnard College is a girl's school." Crumb nodded happily. "An all-girl's school." Crumb kept nodding. "And it's private." Crumb stopped nodding. He hadn't seemed to know this bit of information. "So what are you doing here?" Crumb shrugged.
"I had my father pull a few strings to get me in here..." Moxie gagged.
"You're sick." Crumb frowned.
"I am not the smartest man. I only meant I vould love to get the education given here. Vhat did you tink I meant?" Moxie laughed nervously.
"Oh, I thought...never mind..." Crumb looked at Natalie, who was lying on the ground in the fetal position.
"Vhat is vrong vith your friend?" Natalie looked up and answered for Moxie.
"My ex-boyfriend just killed..." She stopped, not knowing how to describe Tyler. "Just killed my, um, singing partner?" Crumb nodded.
"Aaah...I know the feeling. My great uncle vonce killed my second cousin." There was an awkward silence. Moxie blinked.
"That doesn't really apply." Crumb shrugged.
"You're allowed to marry your second cousin in Bulgaria. That is vhere I come from." No one commented on that interesting tidbit. Crumb let it go. "You are sad. I vill buy you some ice cream." Natalie shook her head.
"No, thanks, that's okay." But Moxie had jumped at the chance of ice cream.
"SURE, I'd LOVE some ice cream! Where should we go?" She grabbed Natalie and jerked her upwards. Crumb waved them towards his car.
"I have ice cream in my car for after class. Sometimes the girls they make fun of me and I need solitude." Moxie gasped.
"That's just horrible!" Crumb pulled out three pints of Ben and Jerry's.
"I have Vone Sweet Vhirled...vould you like this vone?" He offered it to Natalie. She took it willingly: it was a discontinued flavor. He looked at the other two.
"Vell...I have Chunky Munky and Phish Food. I am partial to the Munky kind, but vhich vone vould you like?" Moxie shrugged.
"I guess I'll have Phish Food, then." They leaned against his car and ate their delicious 1 million calorie snacks. Natalie felt a little bit better. She hadn't eaten ice cream in about six days and she'd been missing it. Suddenly, Miss Reedarbus came running out to the parking lot.
"Natalie...Miss Natalie?" Natalie swallowed her bite of ice cream.
"Yeah."
"You and Mr. Tyler have gotten the part." Natalie shook her head sadly.
"I'm sorry, Miss Reedarbus. Tyler was killed just a few minutes ago." Miss Reedarbus frowned.
"You don't say...well, that's all right. Victor? Do you reckon you could sing with her?" Crumb choked on his Munky. Miss Reedarbus patted him on the back.
"That's the spirit! I knew you'd do it! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to tell Ms. Olsen. She hasn't found out yet." She walked away. Crumb shook his head.
"I can't sing! Vhat am I going to do?" Natalie wiped away a tear.
"I guess I'll just have to...give up the part!" Moxie thought for a moment.
"The play's not for a few weeks..." Both Natalie and Crumb stared at her.
"Uh...yeah, Moxie. Tyler could figure out as much." She flinched, as tho the ghost of Tyler had slapped her. Crumb banged his head against his ice cream, getting bananas in his hair.
"Now all the girls vill hate me even more!" Moxie grinned.
"Not at all...not if you lip-synch!" Suddenly, they heard a loud banshee cry. Mary-Kate was running towards them, clutching a bloody sword and looking quite menacing.
"YOU! YOU STOLE THE PART FROM ME! I COULD KILL YOU!" Natalie grunted.
"Yeah right. You're like...5 foot. I could totally take you." But Crumb looked scared.
"Ve better go! Hurry! Get in the car!" They did what he said, still holding their precious ice cream. Crumb put the car in drive and drove off, Mary-Kate shaking her fist at them angrily.
(I KNEW SHE WAS A SERIAL KILLER! So cool. I didn't know One Sweet Whirled was discontinued...darn. I've never had Ben and Jerry's and I want some! Grrr... Tomorrow: Car chase possibly, Ashes does something evil ((I SWEAR I'LL PUT IT THIS TIME)) and a lot of jolly good fun.)
posted by Lauren | 2:33 PM
1 Comments:
Put Tyler back in the soap. If you replaced the characters of LOTR with your soap characters, Mary Kate would be an ork, or the cave troll in the FOTR. You can take my Chinese Wise Guy corse if you want (which you probably wouldn't).
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