Part 12: DON'T LET THE BAD MEN TAKE ME!

(Author's note: I CAN'T FIND A TMNT PICTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! And the New York Minute one is taking forever. Yep. This entire episode is going to be totally New York Minute. Hehehe. That should be fun. Just need to find a picture... Several pictures, actually. Two at the least. My leg hurts. :( That can all change...WITH A PARTY HAT! <:) YAY! Darn, why won't this LOAD? "Ladeda, let's be really slow while Lauren tries to please the masses. Hmmm..." Maybe if I make it smaller it’ll load faster…… ARGH!)

Stolen Movie Plot: “New York Minute”, a scene from “Josie and the Pussycats”, and scene from "A New Hope" and kind of from "The Ugly Dachsund"

Special Guest Stars: Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen, Simple Plan…even tho they were already in the show pretty much…and Andy Richter/Benny Bang. Oh, AND Riley Smith, who doesn't get a picture, being a loser.
The limo driver (a very evil Andy Richter with a gay Chinese accent that's not even FUNNY. Sorry, my bad.) gritted his teeth as the annoying blonde girl pushed yet another button, making his seat move forward. Moxie giggled.
"Ooops! Sorry." Natalie pulled out her cellphone yet again, trying to call Tyler. He didn't answer. Moxie took the phone from her friend.
"Honestly, Natalie. Relax. He told us he was fine." Natalie nodded nervously. Benny Bang suddenly stopped the limo and smiled evilly.
"I am kidnapping you. You will not scream." The girls screamed. Benny ignored them and kept driving. Natalie had an idea.
"QUICK! The sun roof! Or whatever it's called..." She searched for the button that would open the top of the limo. Moxie pressed a random button. The sun roof slid open. Natalie gaped at her.
"How did you do that?" Moxie shrugged.
"Just lucky, I guess." They sat on top of the limo's roof. The car was still moving and they didn't want to jump. Moxie shrugged again.
"Maybe some hot guy will see us on his bicycle and try to help us." Natalie stared at her.
"That didn't happen in the movie." But it happened to them. Riley Smith stopped his bike, his mouth wide open.
"JUMP!" He called. Natalie shook her head. He tried to encourage her. "Jump, and maybe you'll get your skirt caught in my bike and I'll rip it to a much shorter, sexier length!" Natalie looked at her legs.
"I'm not wearing a skirt." Moxie grinned.
"I AM!" She leaped from the sun roof, landing in Riley Smith's arms. He smiled down at her.
"So...wanna go out sometime?"
"Excuse me?" Ashley Olsen stood behind Riley, looking offended. "Riley, you're supposed to rip off MY skirt." Riley shrugged.
"I never liked you. She's taller, anyway," He said, jerking his head in Moxie's direction. Both girls glared at him.
"How dare you call me short!"
"How dare you try to shorten my skirt! It's already 3 inches long!"
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
The limo had stopped at a red light, long enough for Moxie to jump out, but just when Natalie got up the courage to jump, the limo started moving again. Natalie knew she had to take a chance. She jumped....and landed in a garbage truck. How, we don't know. Moxie screamed.
"NO!!!! NATALIE! WHO WILL SAVE HER?" The walls were squeezing in on her. Natalie felt like Princess Leia, only without the cinnamon buns and rubber suit. She pushed the walls as hard as she could, wishing they would stop. Suddenly, she heard a dog barking. The walls stopped moving. Natalie breathed a sigh of relief. Then, a voice!
"What's the matter with you, Rufus?" (I forgot the name of the dog from "The Ugly Dachsund". Sorry.) The dog kept barking. Natalie hoisted herself out of the truck, smelling like crap.
"Sorry, I landed in your truck." She turned to the dog, a really big Great Dane. "Thanks for saving my life. Wanna go out some time?" The dog snorted, as if to say, "How dare you!" and bit her hand. The garbage truck man apologized for almost killing her. Well, he was going to, but she smelled so bad he couldn't get close to her without puking. A man and woman ran up. The man grabbed the Great Dane.
"Sorry. Rufus can get out of control." Then he put two and two together, realizing what had happened. "Hey, honey! Rufus just saved that girl from the trash compacter!" Natalie scratched her lip.
"Um....it was a garbage truck."
"Same thing!" His wife shook her head.
"Oh, Fred." (forgot his name, too) They left with Rufus, arguing. Moxie ran up and leaped into Natalie's arms.
"NATALIE! You almost died!" She sniffed the air. "How did you land in a garbage truck? And why do you smell like poop?" Natalie sniffed as she saw the stains in her new jeans and perfect fit tee.
"I think we need to buy new clothes." Moxie groaned.
"Ew, you got your poop smell on me!"
They saw a street vendor selling NY T-shirts (how they ended up in New York, no one knew. Must've been a LONG limo ride.) and skirts. They both both some, using the One Credit Card ("It can't hurt if I only use it once," Natalie had said.). Suddenly, they saw Benny in the crowd. He spotted them.
"You! I see you!" They started running. He ran after them. "Give me back my card!" Natalie gasped. Which she does. ALOT.
"He wants the Card! Well he can't have it!" Moxie grabbed her friend's arm.
"LOOK!" Natalie squinted.
"I don't see anything."
"Didn't you once star as an elf in that one movie with the short hot guy? You should have good vision." Natalie squinted more.
"Hey, I see it now! Simple Plan is having a Video Shoot in Times Square!" Moxie nodded.
"And Times Square is right across the street! Good job. You really need glasses." (I know it wasn't in Times Square. Unless it was. I've seen that movie once. Oh well.) She pulled Natalie across the street. LUCKily, no cars hit them. (*wink wink*) They snuck backstage when one of the sound guys wasn't looking. Natalie looked around. She saw David, Pete, Chuck, Sebastian...but she couldn't see Pierre. Suddenly she gasped and grabbed Moxie's arm.
"MOXIE! Look who's singing!" Moxie looked and recognized the hulking figure on stage.
"NO WAY! That's Tyler...isn't it?" Natalie nodded.
"Let's get closer." She inched past the other screaming fans that had been allowed backstage. Tyler was singing. He sounded good. Despite the fact that he was singing "Vacation". She waved her arms and started screaming.
"TYLER! TYLER OVER HERE!" He apparently didn't here her. But someone else did. Pierre grabbed her and held a toothpick to her throat.
"SHUT UP! You're going to ruin everything." Natalie, not being afraid of the toothpick, whirled to face him.
"Why are you doing this?" Pierre smiled.
"It's all part of my elaborate plan, eh?" Natalie covered her ears.
"NO! You said the word!" Pierre frowned.
"No more Monty Python references. I don't understand them. Now go get your friend and do a crowd dive. Or I'll call Benny and tell him exactly where you are." Natalie gulped.
"You wouldn't." Pierre pulled out a walkie talkie.
"I would. Benny Bang, there?" Natalie smiled nervously.
"You do it's really Andy Richter." Pierre shrugged.
"It's easier to say Benny. Now get out there." Natalie sighed.
"Fine." She turned, found Moxie, and lead her to the front of the stage. Moxie wriggled from her grasp.
"What are we doing?"
"On the count of three, we do a crowd dive."
"WHAT?"
"I'm serious. Start off at a run, then jump, and do a backflip thing...I'm serious, Moxie, do it. One...two...three!" They ran/jumped/flipped off the stage. The crowd was like, "Whoa! Hot babes!" and caught them willingly. Tyler stopped singing when he saw who the two girls were.
"Natalie? Moxie!" Natalie looked up.
"TYLER! We came to find you! I called you, like, a million times!" Tyler frowned.
"Pierre told me you never wanted to see me again!" Natalie gasped.
"That dork!" The crowd managed to get her and Moxie back to the stage. Tyler pulled them up and waved to the crowd.
"Um...bye!" He and the girls ran off the stage. David tried to run after him, but Pierre stopped him.
"No David...it's all right. Everything is going according to plan." He looked over his shoulder at a figure in the shadows.
"Yes," said the shadowy figure. "Everything is going according to your perfectly amazing plan." Elmo stepped out of the shadows and licked his bloody sword. Pierre smiled sympathetically at him.
"You WERE going to get to kill somebody, but I've made a few changes." Elmo gave him a tight smile.
"I'll keep myself busy."
"Just keep the girls alive." Elmo shrugged.
"They can stay alive. It's the boy I want." Pierre shrugged.
"Off you go then." Elmo ran in the direction the trio was headed, yearning for vengeance.

(Eh, plot thickens, blaaaaaaa... Tomorrow: Elmo and Tyler do like a cage match. Minus the cage. And screaming fans.)