Part 11: Temptation = bad...at least...I'm pretty sure...
(Author's note: I'm baaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaack. So Tyler got captured and is forced to sing at a Simple Plan concert while Moxie goes "Hulk angry". Still no movie plot. :( Oh well. This one's going to be kind of short I guess.)
Stolen Movie Plot: none
Special Guest Star: TMNTs! (picture tomorrow)
Natalie started to back away. Moxie's face was getting greener. Suddenly, a tall, semi-hot girl with pointy teeth and scary boots appeared behind Natalie.
"Hey Moxie. What are you doing here?" It was both a question and a statement. Moxie stopped turning green, but didn't look any happier.
"Hello...Ashes," She said venemously. Ashes flashed her a winning smile. Natalie gulped. Her teeth were not normal. She peered closer, but Ashes shut her mouth quickly.
"I just wanted to say hello. I do hope you'll come to the wedding. Garbanzo and I would LOVE to have you there." Moxie's ears perked up at Garbanzo's name.
"Is he here?" Ashes smiled again.
"No, he's...busy, shall we say?" She looked at her watch. "Well, I have to go. I guess I'll...see you later." She walked away somewhat sexily. Moxie watched her enviously. Natalie snapped to attention.
"Oh my gosh...TYLER!" She put the One Credit Card away and pulled out her cellphone. But before she could dial his number, the phone rang. She opened it quickly. "Hello?"
"Um...hey? It's Tyler." It was kind of hard to hear what he was saying, people appeared to be screaming on the other end. "Thanks for rescuing me. I'll go cut my wrists now." Natalie gasped.
"NO Tyler don't go emo, I LOVE YOU!" This sudden outburst caused everyone (including the crowd at the club and at the concert) to go completely silent. Tyler cleared his throat.
"Well...that was weird." Natalie slapped her forehead.
"I didn't mean it like that, I just don't want you to go cut your wrists. And I'm sorry we didn't rescue you, I kind of didn't know you were gone."
"I was being sarcastic. And that makes me feel so much better."
"NO I meant that uh I was looking for you but I didn't realize you were gone until it was...too late." Silence from the other end.
"Uh...yeah. Since I'm actually doing alright, despite being kidnapped and what not, I'll hang up now."
"NO, WAIT-" Dial tone... Natalie stared at her cellphone. "Do cellphones have a dial tone?" She shook her head and put it back in her purse. Moxie could tell what had gone on because, besides never ending luck, that was one of her skills. She nodded knowingly.
"So you broke up with Tyler?" Natalie drew back in horror.
"NO! We were never going out in the first place."
"You bet you weren't." Natalie turned and both she and Moxie gasped (It's a soap, what else can they do?). There stood Elmo, holding a long scary sword, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leonardo took out his swords.
“You obviously have no honor! Master Splinter says a person without honor is not honorable!” (Don’t get me wrong, I love the turtles, but Leo, my man, GET A GRIP.) Michelangelo scratched his head.
“Dude…Master Splinter never said that.” Raphael grunted as he took out his nun chucks.
“I just wanna fight cuz I have ISSUES!” The TMNT theme song started playing (yes…the one from the 80’s!).
(sorry if I get the words wrong)
Donatello's smart, Raphael's rude,
And Michelangelo's a party duuuude!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles in a half shell.
TURTLE POWER!
Natalie grabbed Moxie and started running away. The TMNT's and Elmo followed, swinging their weapons. Natalie turned and started talking to Elmo...while running backwards...skilled.
"Why are you doing this?" Elmo slashed his sword in the air.
"Why...because I'm a VILLAIN!" He swung at her again. Natalie ducked.
"So if you're trying to kill me...does this mean you've finally grasped that we're over?" Elmo tried to kick her in the chest. He failed.
"No. I was paid to do this. But if you still want go out." Natalie kicked him in the shin.
"No thanks." Then she paused. "By who?"
"NATALIE!" Moxie suddenly screamed. "There's a limo driver outside and he wants to give us a free ride!" (I lied. That was totally "New York Minute") Natalie ran to meet her friend and they hopped in the limo. Elmo and the TMNT's stood there, shaking their fists. Elmo glared at Natalie.
"I WILL FIND YOU!" Natalie exhaled shakily. Moxie kept pressing buttons.
"Oooooh what does this one do? Hey, car phone!" She removed her shoes and wiggled her toes in Natalie's face. "This is gonna be fun." The limo driver, who was American but had a Chinese accent (don't ask), sighed.
"This going to be long ride." (I SWEAR, I'M NOT BEING RACIST, that's how he talked in the movie.)
(SWEEEEET kinda. Tomorrow: Tyler enjoys life as a star, Ashes gets really evil, Garbanzo drinks some tea, and Natalie and Moxie try to find Tyler because we all know Natalie really loves him. Despite the fact that they met like...that day.)
Stolen Movie Plot: none
Special Guest Star: TMNTs! (picture tomorrow)
Natalie started to back away. Moxie's face was getting greener. Suddenly, a tall, semi-hot girl with pointy teeth and scary boots appeared behind Natalie.
"Hey Moxie. What are you doing here?" It was both a question and a statement. Moxie stopped turning green, but didn't look any happier.
"Hello...Ashes," She said venemously. Ashes flashed her a winning smile. Natalie gulped. Her teeth were not normal. She peered closer, but Ashes shut her mouth quickly.
"I just wanted to say hello. I do hope you'll come to the wedding. Garbanzo and I would LOVE to have you there." Moxie's ears perked up at Garbanzo's name.
"Is he here?" Ashes smiled again.
"No, he's...busy, shall we say?" She looked at her watch. "Well, I have to go. I guess I'll...see you later." She walked away somewhat sexily. Moxie watched her enviously. Natalie snapped to attention.
"Oh my gosh...TYLER!" She put the One Credit Card away and pulled out her cellphone. But before she could dial his number, the phone rang. She opened it quickly. "Hello?"
"Um...hey? It's Tyler." It was kind of hard to hear what he was saying, people appeared to be screaming on the other end. "Thanks for rescuing me. I'll go cut my wrists now." Natalie gasped.
"NO Tyler don't go emo, I LOVE YOU!" This sudden outburst caused everyone (including the crowd at the club and at the concert) to go completely silent. Tyler cleared his throat.
"Well...that was weird." Natalie slapped her forehead.
"I didn't mean it like that, I just don't want you to go cut your wrists. And I'm sorry we didn't rescue you, I kind of didn't know you were gone."
"I was being sarcastic. And that makes me feel so much better."
"NO I meant that uh I was looking for you but I didn't realize you were gone until it was...too late." Silence from the other end.
"Uh...yeah. Since I'm actually doing alright, despite being kidnapped and what not, I'll hang up now."
"NO, WAIT-" Dial tone... Natalie stared at her cellphone. "Do cellphones have a dial tone?" She shook her head and put it back in her purse. Moxie could tell what had gone on because, besides never ending luck, that was one of her skills. She nodded knowingly.
"So you broke up with Tyler?" Natalie drew back in horror.
"NO! We were never going out in the first place."
"You bet you weren't." Natalie turned and both she and Moxie gasped (It's a soap, what else can they do?). There stood Elmo, holding a long scary sword, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leonardo took out his swords.
“You obviously have no honor! Master Splinter says a person without honor is not honorable!” (Don’t get me wrong, I love the turtles, but Leo, my man, GET A GRIP.) Michelangelo scratched his head.
“Dude…Master Splinter never said that.” Raphael grunted as he took out his nun chucks.
“I just wanna fight cuz I have ISSUES!” The TMNT theme song started playing (yes…the one from the 80’s!).
(sorry if I get the words wrong)
Donatello's smart, Raphael's rude,
And Michelangelo's a party duuuude!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles in a half shell.
TURTLE POWER!
Natalie grabbed Moxie and started running away. The TMNT's and Elmo followed, swinging their weapons. Natalie turned and started talking to Elmo...while running backwards...skilled.
"Why are you doing this?" Elmo slashed his sword in the air.
"Why...because I'm a VILLAIN!" He swung at her again. Natalie ducked.
"So if you're trying to kill me...does this mean you've finally grasped that we're over?" Elmo tried to kick her in the chest. He failed.
"No. I was paid to do this. But if you still want go out." Natalie kicked him in the shin.
"No thanks." Then she paused. "By who?"
"NATALIE!" Moxie suddenly screamed. "There's a limo driver outside and he wants to give us a free ride!" (I lied. That was totally "New York Minute") Natalie ran to meet her friend and they hopped in the limo. Elmo and the TMNT's stood there, shaking their fists. Elmo glared at Natalie.
"I WILL FIND YOU!" Natalie exhaled shakily. Moxie kept pressing buttons.
"Oooooh what does this one do? Hey, car phone!" She removed her shoes and wiggled her toes in Natalie's face. "This is gonna be fun." The limo driver, who was American but had a Chinese accent (don't ask), sighed.
"This going to be long ride." (I SWEAR, I'M NOT BEING RACIST, that's how he talked in the movie.)
(SWEEEEET kinda. Tomorrow: Tyler enjoys life as a star, Ashes gets really evil, Garbanzo drinks some tea, and Natalie and Moxie try to find Tyler because we all know Natalie really loves him. Despite the fact that they met like...that day.)
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