Part 3: Why'd you choose my twin sister over me, we look exactly alike!

(Author's note: Yaaaaaay I added Tyler hehehe. I keep forgetting to put these things before I start soaping, so I have to go back and do them, which is ANNOYING. I FOUND THE PARTY HATS OF DEATH! Which is a good thing. *phew* Anyways, Tyler just fainted and while Natalie is lugging him to her apartment ((don't get any ideas)), Moxie's getting ready for her date with Garbanzo. And here we have a typical blonde situation. Just read on. Sorry, I like stereotypes!)

Stolen movie plot: "Legally Blonde", a teeny tiny reference to "Josie and the Pussycats" and a few snippets from "Just my Luck"

Moxie entered her apartment, still giggling. She didn't notice that her door had been wrenched off its hinges or that someone had ripped up all the pillows and cushions on the couch. She went into her room, ignoring the threatening message in red paint on the wall. There was a peach colored dress that she'd never seen before lying on her bed in a dry cleaner's bag. Moxie frowned.
"Ew, that is so not my dress...peach is totally not the color you wear for the most important night of her life." She picked up the dress and threw it in the trash, failing to realize that it belonged to Sarah Jessica Parker. (*gasp*) She ended up wearing....black (ooh, you thought I was going to say pink, didn't you ?) and straightening her hair. When she was ready, she went downstairs and stepped out onto the sidewalk to hail a cab. Fortunately, four of them had already stopped in front of her. Moxie suddenly changed her mind and skipped towards a horse and carriage. The carriage horse looked depressed, so she slipped it a B-Vitamin. Those always made her feel better. Then she turned and smiled at the carriage driver, who was eating a hot dog.
"Excuse me, I need a ride." The carriage driver dropped his hot dog and grabbed the reins eagerly. (Okay, that didn't happen in "Just My Luck", but it probably would've)
"Where to?" She told him the name of the resturant (I HATE THAT WORD) and sat back to enjoy the ride.

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Natalie had finally managed to drag Tyler all the way to apartment (hmm, I didn't know she knew where he lived? Maybe she stole his wallet...which makes no sense. I need a B-Vitamin.). Unfortunately, when she opened the door, he woke up.

"Ow, my head hurts...where the heck am I? Why are you going in there? And why do I have major rug burn?" Natalie slumped against the wall, her arms aching.

"I don't know anymore." Suddenly she stood up straight. "Wait...why did you faint when I said the name Martin 'Charlie' Elessar?" Tyler looked away.

"I didn't faint." Which was a total lie, seeing as he had just been dragged down two flights of stairs and across the hall.

"Uh huh," Natalie scoffed. "Sure..." Awkward silence. "Would you please get up?"

"Oh yeah...sure." He quickly got to his feet. Then he paused. "That's weird...why is someone whistling 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds'?" Natalie grinned.

"Maybe cuz they're on LSD?" Then she froze. "OH MY GOSH! Hurry, get inside!" She shoved Tyler towards the door. Tyler was confused.

"What?" "JUST GET INSIDE!" She sounded desperate, so Tyler went inside. Natalie followed him and locked the door. The whistling got louder until they could hear it clearly. Then it stopped. Tyler took off his hat and ran his hand over his [beautiful] short spiky hair.

"Um...could you please explain to me what just happened?" Natalie was hyperventilating. Tyler got her a paper bag. Once she could breathe normally again, she put the bag down and looked at him.

"How would you like to go with me to find a dead body?"

* * * *

Moxie sat at a table for two with Garbanzo, trying not to squeal. She was so excited her hands were shaking. Garbanzo took a sip of wine.

"Moxie, I called you here tonight to tell you something very important." Even though Garbanzo was Italian, he'd been raised by his British governess and spoke with a British accent. Moxie nodded excitedly. Garbanzo took a deep breath.

"Moxie, I'm getting married-" "The answer is yes." Both people stared at one another. Garbanzo spoke first.

"The answer is yes...to what? So you do want to order a chicken salad?" Moxie gaped at him.

"You're getting MARRIED? To who?" "A very, very nice girl I met on my last fashion tour in England. Her name is Ashes." Moxie was sobbing now.

"But that's...THAT'S MY TWIN SISTER!" She buried her face in her hands. Garbanzo patted her arm.

"You see, it's not that bad. I'm sure you and your sister get along fine-" "NO, I HATE HER!" She stood up and walked out of the resturant. Garbanzo followed her.

"Moxie, at least let me give you a ride home." No answer, just sniffles. "You must understand, I'm looking for a Jackie, not a Marilyn." More sniffles. "You'll break a heel." Moxie stopped and finally consented to being driven home.

When she got to her apartment building, she planned to go see Natalie and tell her what had happened. Only Natalie wasn't home. "Natalie?" She called, looking around nervously.

"Hello, Moxie," a creepy voice said. Moxie jumped. There in the kitchen was Elmo, sharpening a knife. "I'm looking for Natalie. Hope you don't mind your losing your liver..."

(The plot thickens, bla bla bla, tomorrow Moxie gets attacked by Elmo and the search for the dead body begins. Ooh, fun.)