Part 2: Wow, Jason Dunne lives in my apartment complex!

(Author's note: So we know yesterday, Elmo apparently killed Natalie's third cousin twice removed ((from here on out referred to as her "cousin")) and now she's all freaked out. Um I need some form of Tyler plot. No, thanks, I DIDN'T plan this before hand. HEY, quit throwing tomatoes! *tomatoes explode on campfire* Oh that's nice! You got ashes on my tomato! Sam: Mine's burst.)

Stolen movie plot: "Stand By Me"

Natalie and Moxie stared at the phone in horror. Natalie was the first to break the silence.
"Oh my gosh...HE TOTALLY JUST KILLED MY COUSIN!"
"He's your third cousin-"
"YES, I KNOW, Moxie, but some of us actually read the author's note." Moxie wrinkled her nose.
"Ew, who reads those?" Natalie stared at her friend. Moxie seemed not to notice. "Well, there hasn't been like a notice in the paper. You know, like those obituary things?"
"THAT'S CUZ HE LIVES IN GONDOR!" Moxie gasped.
"I thought that was a made up place."
"Well, it is," Natalie whispered, hoping the author wouldn't hear. "But saying it's real makes things interesting." Moxie nodded.
"Okay, I get that...then where do we live?"
"A made up town in a made up state right next to New York." Moxie clapped her hands.
"I love make believe!" Then she got serious. "So, no one knows where his dead body is?"
"Probably not."
"THEN LET'S GO LOOK FOR IT!" Natalie blinked.
"Um...why?" "Hello, cuz neither of us have ever seen a dead body before. And it will be cool! We can dodge trains and stuff!" Natalie crossed her arms over her chest.
"We are NOT walking all the way to Gondor."
"Fine then, we'll take the train!" She smiled, and started singing her favorite Hawk Nelson song off key. "TAKE THE TRAIN, GO SEPERATE WAYS, LEAVE IT LONG FORGOTTEN, I'LL TAKE MY HAT AND I WON'T BE BACK ON MY WAY OUT!"
"Moxie, stop!" Moxie stopped and looked hurt.
"I'm not that bad."
"Uh, yeah you are, but listen." They both listened and heard another voice singing the exact same song where Moxie had left off. Only this person was singing on key. And it was a guy.
"FEELING LAME, AM I TO BLAME, OR AM I JUST TOO JADED, I WON'T BE BACK, WHAT'CHA THINK OF THAT?" He paused, then went for the high note, singing softer now. "When it FEELS like life's wasting away, I will saaaaaaaaaaaaaay..." Natalie put a finger to her lips and motioned for Moxie to follow her. They tiptoed to the door and opened it. Some guy was sitting in the hall, belting his guts out, looking very sexy doing so. (I just had to say it. <:D Party hats of doom!) Natalie cleared her throat. The stellar tenor man stopped singing immediately.
"Oh...sorry...I, um, just heard you singing and I couldn't help myself..." He trailed off, looking embarassed. An awkward silence ensued. Moxie finally broke the ice.
"Hey, I'm Moxie. Oh my gosh, I love that hat!" Tenor-man's hand flew to his head, then he relaxed.
"Um...thanks? I'm Tyler." (HAHAHA! I DID IT! TALK ABOUT AWESOMENESS!) Natalie smiled.
"I'm Natalie. You're really good. At singing, that is." Tyler didn't smile back. More awkward silence. Moxie broke it again after a few minutes.
"We were going to go search for the dead body of Natalie's cousin, but I guess that will have to wait." Tyler frowned.
"Wha? Dead body?" Natalie shivered.
"Yeah, um, my ex killed my cousin." Tyler looked at her.
"What was his name?"
"Martin..."Charlie"...Elessar." Tyler looked like he was going to throw up or blow up, or maybe both. Instead, he fainted. Both girls stared at his prostrate form.
"Well," said Moxie. "I would like to help you, but I have a date tonight." Natalie raised an eyebrow.
"With who?" Moxie giggled.
"GARBANZO! I mean, I really think this is the night he's going to ask me!" Natalie paused.
"Ask you what?" Moxie rolled her eyes.
"To marry him, DUH! You're such a dork." Before Natalie could protest, her best friend had scampered (blondes do that. They scamper.) into the elevator to prepare for her date.

(So that was today. I guess I kind of lied when I said that Garbanzo would tell Moxie that shocking thing. But I didn't REALLY lie cuz I'm going to add that part later today. I swear. Really. It's just that I got carried away with Tyler. Hmmm, why did he faint when he heard about Natalie's dead...cousin. Time to say my favorite phrase: THE PLOT THICKENS. Actually, my favorite phrase is "eh" or "gah" or "Party hats of doom" or "Potatoes are the ultimate party food", but I forgot if I put that party hats thing on my blog or not. :( Sadness. Later today: Garbanzo and Moxie...yeah won't go over THAT again. And possible appearance of Elmo.)