Episodes 1-21 Summary

(Author's note: They're kind of all stuck together...yeah...nuff said.)

Moxie: Natalie, there are maggots on your eggs?
Natalie: That's because I've been watching Canadian TV for three whole days.
Moxie: *gasp* THE HORROR!
Phone: Ring!
Natalie: I'LL GET IT! *picks up phone* Hello?
Elmo: It's your ex boyfriend.
Natalie: Hey.
Elmo: I killed your third cousin twice removed and ate his liver.
Natalie: ....
Elmo: MWAHAHAHA! By the way, his name is Charlie. *hangs up*
Moxie: Look, your family tree is in the fridge!
Natalie: *looks at it* Wow, I really do have a third cousin twice removed named Charlie!
Moxie: Actually, his name his Martin.
Natalie: I hope he's okay. *calls him*
Answering machine: This is Elmo at Charlie's house, whom I killed and ate his liver. Beep!
Natalie: Wow. Let's go find his dead body.
Moxie: Let's walk like in "Stand By Me"!
Natalie: NO!
Moxie: Let's take the train! *launches into "Something on my mind" by Hawk Nelson* TAKE THE TRAIN, GO SEPERATE WAYS, LEAVE IT LONG FORGOTTEN, I'LL HANG MY HAT AND I WON'T BE BACK ON MY WAY OUT!
Natalie: You stink.
Moxie: Sorry.
Natalie: LISTEN!
Tyler: FEELING LAME, AM I TO BLAME, OR AM I JUST TOO JADED, I WON'T BE BACK, WHAT'CHA THINK OF THAT?
Natalie: *bursts out of apartment*
Tyler: AAAAAGH. Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
Moxie: Her cousin Martin "Charlie" Elessar was killed.
Tyler: *faints*
Natalie: Help me drag him, Moxie!
Moxie: I have a date! *goes to apartment and ignores threatening messages*
*AT TYLER'S APARTMENT*
Natalie: WAKE UP! I need to know why you fainted.
Tyler: I didn't faint. Why is someone whistling a Beatles song?
Natalie: AAAAAAAAH, GET INSIDE QUICK!
Tyler: *does* Why did YOU freak out?
Natalie: Um, no reason.
Tyler: What's going on?
Natalie: Wanna come with me to search for the dead body of my cousin?
*AT DATE*
Garbanzo: I'm marrying your evil twin sister.
Moxie: I HATE YOU!
Garbanzo: I want a Jackie, not a Marilyn.
Moxie: I HATE YOU!
Garbanzo: I'll give you a ride...or you'll break a heel.
Moxie: *goes with him*
Elmo: Hello, Moxie. I have a knife.
Tyler: *to answers Natalie's question* SERIOUSLY? THIS IS WEIRD?
Natalie: STARING CONTEST! *stares* I WIN!
Tyler: I think the man whistling was your exboyfriend.
Natalie: Yeah, but we're safe now. *gasp* MOXIE ISN'T! COME, WE MUST SAVE HER!
*MOXIE'S APARTMENT*
Moxie: *gone*
Natalie: NOOOOOOO!
Tyler's cellphone: Ring!
Tyler: Hello?
Moxie: HELP ME!
Tyler: Um, okay.
Moxie: *in a truck* I'm in a truck. *escapes to a park* Hey, look, two people are burying a dead body.
People: *leave with job unfinished*
Moxie: *looks at body* AAAAAAAAAH!
Tyler: *driving too fast*
Natalie: Go to that park!
Tyler: *does*
Joel from Good Charlotte: Your car is mine!
Tyler: ....
Natalie: I HEAR MOXIE! *runs*
Moxie: *crying* I SAW MARTIN "CHARLIE" ELESSAR!
Tyler: *looks and faints again*
Natalie: WAKE UP!
Tyler: *does* That was my father, by the way, so that's why I'm crying. But his name isn't "Charlie".
Natalie: ....
Elmo: I'm going to throw a grenade at you. 1...2...5!
Trio: AAAAAAH! *runs*
Explosion: KABOOOOOOOOOM!
*AT CLUB*
Ashes: I'm going to card you.
Pierre Bouvier: Please don't.
Ashes: Okay, I won't if you stalk my sister's every move.
Pierre Bouvier: Done.
*AT PARK*
Trio: Under car: WE'RE SAFE!
Moxie: Ew, my clothes are all dirty.
Tyler: MY CAR'S BACK!
Joel: Told you I didn't steal it.
Natalie: Let's drive away!
Car: *drives away*
Tyler: My clothes stink. Let's go shopping.
Natalie: We have no money.
Moxie: Tyler, I stole your dad's wallet.
Tyler: Cool, let's go shopping.
*AT MALL*
Natalie: UNCLE WILBO!
Wilbo: Buy me shoes for my birthday.
Natalie: Love you too.
Cloak man: *chases her* I WANT MY RING!
Agent A: *takes him down* He wants your ring.
Natalie: THERE'S A RING IN MY PURSE!
Wilbo: There she is!
Tyler: *tackles her*
Moxie: *tackles her first* OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
Tyler: *pries himself off of her* Well, that was awkward...
Natalie: ...but nice...
Agent A: You shall be called the Fellowship of the Ring.
Wilbo: Let's go to my birthday party!
*AT CLUB*
Tyler: I hate Fallout Boy.
Pete Wentz: Jerk. *hits on Moxie*
Moxie: EW! JERK!
Natalie: Hey, I used to date you.
Pete: Pierre, your elaborate plan isn't working.
Pierre: Don't worry, I have an idea. *kidnap Tyler*
Tyler: AAAAAAAAAH!
Wilbo: Hey, Natalie, like my party?
Natalie: *drops ring*
Wilbo: *hands it to her*
Natalie: Uh...thanks.
Wilbo: *sees One Credit Card* MINE!
Agent A: *takes him away*
Cloak man: *takes ring*
Agent A: That is the One credit Card. It is evil.
natalie: Cool.
Moxie: I WANT IT!
*AT WAREHOUSE*
Tyler: I got captured by Simple Plan?
Pierre: Hehehe, it's all part of my elaborate plan.
Tyler: What's that?
Pierre: YOU MUST SING FOR US!
Fans: NOOOO!
Tyler: Crap.
*AT CLUB*
Ashes: I'm going to intimidate you, Moxie.
Moxie: *doesn't want card anymore* I HATE YOU!
Ashes: *walks away*
Natalie: Where's Tyler?
Tyler: *calls* I'm going emo cuz you didn't try to save me.
Natalie: I LOVE YOU!
Tyler: I wish. *hangs up*
Natalie: We must rescue him.
Moxie: Sure. Did you guys break up?
Natalie: Um...*trying to distract her* OH NO IT'S ELMO AND THE TMNTS!
Moxie: Yeah right.
Elmo: No, she's right.
TMNTS: YAAAAAAAAAH!
Moxie: Let's go ride in a limo!
Natalie: Where?
Moxie: OVER THERE!
Benny Bang: You come with me!
Moxie: Cool!
Elmo: I WILL FIND YOU!
*IN LIMO*
Natalie: TYLER WON'T RETURN MY CALLS! I'M GOING EMO! *emos*
Moxie: He's fine.
Benny Bang: I'm kidnapping you.
Girls: AAAAAAAH!
Moxie: Quick, jump out the sun roof! *lands on Riley Smith*
Ashley: *jealous* I'M GONNA SLAP YOU!
Moxie: ME TOO!
*both slap Riley*
Riley: Love hurts.
Natalie: *lands in garbage truck* Oh no!!!!!!!
Great Dane: *saves her*
Natalie: I totally love you!
Great Dane: I bite you. Grawr.
Moxie: *attacks her* NAAAAAAAAAH I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! You smell like poop.
Natalie: ...LET'S GO SHOPPING!
Moxie: COOL! Let's use the One Credit Card, too! *buy rip off "New York Minute" outfits*
Benny Bang: I want that card!
Moxie: NO! *she and Natalie run across street to stage where Simple Plan is performing*
Natalie: Simple Plan video shoot! Where's Pierre? OMG THAT'S TYLER!
Pierre: *grabs her* Do a crowd dive or I'll kill you.
Natalie: Why?
Pierre: MWAHAHA!
Natalie: Moxie, let's crowd dive.
Moxie: YAAAAAAAAH!
*crowd dive*
Tyler: *stops singing "Vacation"* Moxie? And...NATALIE?
Natalie: I called like a million times!
Tyler: I was...busy! Come on, let's run away!
Trio: *run away*
Pierre: Go get 'em, Elmo.
Elmo: Cool.
*NEAR BARNARD COLLEGE*
Natalie: *stops running after a long time* Look, it's my old college!
Tyler: Eh?
Moxie: Let's go inside!
*go inside*
Mrs. Reedarbus: Wanna try out for my musical?
Mary-Kate: I DO! *sings What I've Been Looking For from High School Musical and plays drums*
Mrs. Reedarbus: Um, okay.
Tyler: Natalie, let's do this.
Natalie: *premonition* IF YOU TRY OUT FOR THIS MUSICAL, YOU WILL NOT ONLY GET THE PART, BUT WILL SAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD FROM AN EVIL CANADIAN MAN AND HALEY JOEL OSMENT. *end of premonition* I'll sing with you.
Mrs. Reedarbus: Didn't you graduate at like age 14?
Tyler: What? NOOOOOOOO!
Natalie: Eh?
Tyler: I can't date you! You're only 18!
Natalie: Shut up and let's do this.
Music: *that one song from "Jonah: A Veggietales Movie" plays*
*IN HALLWAY*
Moxie: *peeks in classroom* Hello?
Professor: GO AWAY!
Moxie: Sure, I just heard a scary voice whisper my name anyways.
Cellphone guy: Can you hear me now? Gooood.
Moxie: False alarm.
Elmo: No it isn't. *stabs her*
Moxie: MY LIVER!
*ELSEWHERE*
Natalie: That was bad. WHERE'S MOXIE!?
Tyler: Let's search...while holding hands.
Natalie: EW, perv. *go into classroom*
Professor: Yeah, I saw her, she was annoying, so I told her to leave.
Victor (the very sexy and only male Bulgarian student at Barnard College): She vas vay hot.
Cellphone guy: My boss is Elmo.
Natalie: I smell...FRENCH BREAD. *in trance*
Tyler: COME BACK! *follows her* *gasps* MOXIE!
Moxie: *on floor* I'm all tied up.
Elmo: I HATE YOU!
Tyler: Well, I never wanted to see you again either!
Both at same time: JERK! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Elmo: Not nice! *tackles Tyler down empty elevator shaft*
Natalie: *awakens from trance* TYLER! *grabs his hand*
Elmo: I'm going to riddle you with painful memories from your past and make you let go.
Tyler: Not working.
Natalie: I'll never let you go, Tyler!
Tyler: Sorry, it's not going to work out, seeing as I'm facing my impending doom.
Elmo: I'm going to stab you in the leg and make you let go. *stabs*
Tyler: MEOWCH! *lets go* Oops. AAAAAAH!
Natalie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Moxie: Let's go outside and sit on a bench.
*OUTSIDE*
Moxie: Crumbs, I wish he weren't dead.
Victor: You said my last name! *looks at Natalie* You look sad. I'll give you some ice cream. *takes them to his car*
*AT CAR*
Moxie: Isn't Barnard College an all girl's school.
Victor: My father pulled a few strings...
Moxie: EW!
Victor: Um, for my good education!
Moxie: Oh.
Mrs. Reedarbus: Natalie, you got the part, but since your singing partner just died falling down an empty elevator shaft-
Natalie: *tear*
Mrs. Reedarbus: I guess you'll have to sing with Victor.
Victor: *chokes*
Mrs. Reedarbus: I'll have to break the news to Mary-Kate. *walks away*
Mary-Kate: *murderous rage* I'LL KILL YA!
Victor: In the car!
*car chase*
Victor: She scares me, but it appears she's gone.
Moxie: Why are we at a Chinese restraunt?
Victor: Lunch...you and me...duh.
Moxie: Oh.
Natalie: I'LL JUST STAY HERE AND BE EMO! *tear*
*IN RESTRAUNT*
Moxie: I like noodles.
Victor: You're different from other girls.
Moxie: OH NO! The man I'm madly in love with is plastered all over these menus!
Victor: ....but that's not my picture...oh. *emos*
Moxie: He likes someone else and she's...perfect.
Victor: To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart.
Moxie: Wow...that is sooo deep.
Victor: And your lucky numbers are...
Natalie: *comes in* FORTUNE COOKIES! *she and Moxie both take one* *switch bodies*
Victor: Uh...
Moxie: EW, I'M NO LONGER BLONDE! WAAH!
natalie: SHUT UP!
*AT GARBANZO'S MANSION*
Garbanzo: I love you, Ashes. I want to you meet my son, Dole.
Dole: I just got back from summer camp and I want you to meet my long lost twin brother Krillin.
Garbanzo: *gasp* KRILLIN!
Krillin: We need to kill your fiancee cuz you still love our mom. *pull out M-16's*
*IN CHINESE PARKING LOT*
Victor: Get in the car.
Moxie: I'M NOT BLONDE! WAAAAAAAAH!
Natalie: SHUT UP!
Mary-Kate: I'm baaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Victor: AAAAAAH! *slams into curb and throws her off of car*
Girls: *switch back bodies*
Moxie: Wow...that was very noble of you.
Victor: Let's leave before it's too late.
Pierre: Too late.
Trio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pierre: SHUT UP! Where are you going?
Natalie: To the singing competition across the street...DUH!
Pierre: I'll escort you there!
*AT SINGING COMPETITION*
Natalie: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SING?
Pierre: Look at my fringed boots. Victor, you're dumb AND you're a girl.
Victor: *sniffle*
Moxie: Too bad about the fringed boots.
Pierre: *sneers and walks away*
Natalie: *runs on stage, playing Nickelback's "Photograph" on her magical guitar*
Moxie: *sings*
Victor: *interpretive dances*
Ryan Seacrest: YOU GUYS WIN!
Trio: Too late, we've already escaped to the Catskill Mountains.
Ryan: ....
Pierre: AFTER THEM!
*AT CATSKILL MOUNTAINS*
Victor: Moxie, you can't sing.
Moxie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Natalie: LOOK! A HELICOPTER! LET'S MAKE A SMOKE SIGNAL!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm back, baby.
Moxie: COOOL!
Victor: Vho is this?
Arnold: I'm the governator.
*AT ASHES EVIL CASTLE*
Britney Spears: *has baby*
Midwife: OH NO! IT'S A BOY! I'll save the baby and meet my doom of dying at the hands of wolf dogs. *runs*
Britney: Eh?
Ashes: Where's the baby?
Britney: Um...he'll finish you?
Ashes: Kill her.
*IN FOREST*
Krillin: Dad...
Dole: Ashes is a vampire.
Garbanzo: ....WHAT? AAAAAAAAAAH!
Krillin: And your ex-girlfriend was a....*doesn't tell the readers*
Nice readers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Most readers: Moving right along...
Me: Losers...
*BY RIVER*
Victor: A baby vith a leaf on it's mouth! *picks it up*
Moxie: Aww....
Natalie: *drowning*
Sean Preston: My name is Sean Preston and I love you both.
Natalie: *not drowning* WOLF DOGS! RUN!
Trio: *runs*
*AT ASHES EVIL CASTLE*
Elves: We got to war...HURRAH.
Ashes: But I have the ONE RING.
Garbanzo: NOOOOOOOOO! I HAD IT, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THE ONE RING!
Readers: Meaning your Cloak Man?
Garbanzo: Maybe...
Ashes: *uses ring*
Elves: *fly away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Garbanzo: NYAARGH! *attacks*
Ashes: *owns*
Krillin and Dole: NOOOOOOOOOOO LET'S KILL HER!
Sword: *magically flies and cuts off Ring finger*
Ashes: NOOOOOOOOO! *runs away*
Garbanzo: I'M ALIVE!
No one: *cares*
*IN FOREST*
Moxie: Well, it looks like the wolf dogs have fallen in a hole.
Victor: I'll go change the baby.
Moxie: Okay.
Sean Preston: *captured by hawk*
Hawk rider from Willow/Franjean: I STOLE THE BABY! I STOLE THE BABY!
Natalie: Midget arrows are raining down on us! run!
Girls: *run and fall in hole*

(Yeah. That's it. Now tomorrow, real episode. Fun...This took me like... an hour and a half to write. Longer than an episode. But more fun.)